muck and thorns

It cracks me up when people argue or debate about the quality of the mud, is it drivable, the horrors etc etc..
I can show you mud baby and this ain't no stinkin mud

mud is when your boots comes off as you are walking

mud is when the only footware you can wear is rubber booots

mud is when you must have a wet rag backstage to clean off the muck

mud is when your trailer is littered with wet towels and clay

mud is when you sink into the footprints of others