iphone and rice

iphone does a swan dive into a the doggies water dish. tire blows out into trailer !! see a dead 4 foot long snake with it's guts exploding everywhere.. Cookie gets a wretched bingle. my saying on performing "Every day is a new day - a first time, a last time, and the best time.” another day , another town.. my iphone sleeps in a baggy with brown rice, maybe tomorrow it will work. tomorrow is another day