June 20, 2009

"mom ,your pits smell like raspberries and stink"

1)my nose is broken
2)should have been set by day 7
3)it is day 14
4)see plastic surgeon or ENT on Monday
5) I am an idiot, "why didn't you come in immediately?"
6) gee whiz, "I thought it was just in this horrible painful position for a few days?"
7)for good measure burnt the crap out of dinner
8) didn't burn down the bungalow
9) decided that I will do Bikram yoga in the extra bedroom in the bungalow, because I know what the f--- is going on AND the yoga classes I have paid money for have only cause me more pain !! and I want to sweat buckets and get rid of my pain.

in conclusion ,no comment