My trailer is encased in ice

The drive today was something else, ice and snow and I couldn't find the road and sometimes I slid and bridges do freeze first.When we all were safely at the building I heard
"Yay we all made it" what a relief.
even lovlier
"If I get worms I will shit on your floor"
too precious for words
"If you plug into me I will steal your cigarettes and pee on them" .